daywalkerindisguise:

mom im meeting my friends see you later bye

daywalkerindisguise:

mom im meeting my friends see you later bye

(via australiansanta)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: foodvacuum, via crystallized-teardrops)

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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(Source: rnicrophone, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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perks-of-being-chinese:

MY BEST FRIEND GOT ME THIS IM SO HAPPY

perks-of-being-chinese:

MY BEST FRIEND GOT ME THIS IM SO HAPPY

(Source: timelordgifs)

18004206969:

Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

(via fake-mermaid)

sciencehonky:

iwishihadafather:

this is internet gold

QUENCHED

(via arthurwhit-lock)