wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

(via theotherwilde)

"The floor is lava!"

— Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

(Source: ahkep, via theotherwilde)

unclefather:

wasted

perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via theotherwilde)

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(Source: waverace64, via theotherwilde)

(Source: voldermorte, via barack-obottm)

sea-shells-sea-shore:

when you’ve looked at a word so long that you progressively think “is this even spelt right? is this even a word? is this even English?” until you’re like “who even am I?” and begin having an existential crisis over your homework

(via barack-obottm)

chronic-mastication:

Chicken McNugget appreciation

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

image

(via greetings)