vegetablelesagne:

An actual Australian news show.

(via optimusjayee)

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

(via optimusjayee)

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

(via penisandferb)

hahawhore:

friend: you dropped something

me: oh

image

thanks

(via penisandferb)

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via peter-pot)

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

(via moon-daddy)

lets-go-lesbos:

Pubes aren’t gross. Armpit hair isn’t gross. Leg hair isn’t gross. Fat isn’t gross. Bones that stick out aren’t gross.

Body policing is gross.

(via peter-pot)